Nov 17 2007 12:38 pm
"What's all this?", "You have beautiful thighs.", "He hit me!", "Drop your panties sir, I cannot wait til' lunchtime!" "Right then!", "My nipples explode with delight!"
Monty Python's And Now For Something Completely Different
The moral - never create a joke hungarian-english phrasebook.
Aug 20 2007 08:11 pm
A tiger lay there, so still and so flat,
A question arises, when glancing there at,
Is he asleep? To be perfectly frank,
He looks more as if, he was creamed by a tank - Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson
May 8 2007 08:52 pm
"If you marry me,Would you bury me?
Would you carry me to the end?"-Gerard Way (MCR)
Feb 23 2007 09:14 am
If you go to jail don't drop your soap!
~Jordan
Jan 18 2007 05:19 pm
"help, help, I'm being repressed!"
"It's only a flesh wound."
"your king? well I didn't vote for you."
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Dec 19 2006 07:59 pm
a boy gives a girl 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and says " I will love you till the last oen dies". be true to you heart and let them know that you really love them
Oct 24 2006 02:01 pm
"metal is the last rebelion"corey taylor
slipknot......ben
Oct 13 2006 10:26 pm
you look at me with those eyes and i try not to say i love you because i want to stay trong
Sep 8 2006 02:05 pm
"You said u'd love me until the day u die, as far as i kno ur still alive baby"-Shakira
Sep 3 2006 07:23 pm
Arguing on the internet is like Winning the special omympics even if u win ur still a retard
Sep 1 2006 11:52 pm
no offence to guyz tho :)
Sep 1 2006 11:51 pm
a heart is not a play thing a heart is not a toy but if you want it broken give it to a boy.
Aug 13 2006 01:11 pm
"sometimes all u wish for, is for someone to wish for u." ~Mandy
Aug 9 2006 12:00 pm
"i'm pretty but i'm not beautiful,i sin but i'm not the devil,I'm good but i'm not an angel."-Marilyn monroe
~Mandy
Aug 9 2006 10:06 am
love is when you both know it but being inlove is when every one can see it.
Aug 9 2006 10:05 am
friendship is like peeing your pant everyone can see it but only you can feel it thanks for being the pee in my pants
Jul 18 2006 01:41 pm
I don't need parents. I just need a recording that says, "Go play outside."
Jul 18 2006 01:30 pm
Give before it hurts.
Jul 18 2006 01:17 pm
Bats aren't bugs.
Jul 18 2006 01:07 pm
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
Jul 18 2006 01:05 pm
Ig gomfa fome ubhiggin.
Jul 18 2006 12:55 pm
We're just tiny specs on a planet particle, hurling through the infinite blackness.
Jul 18 2006 12:54 pm
Archaeologists have the most mind-numbing job on the planet.
Jul 18 2006 12:44 pm
Poop.
Jul 18 2006 12:30 pm
If you can't win by reason go for volume.
Jul 18 2006 12:19 pm
never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
Jul 18 2006 12:09 pm
Be careful, or be roadkill.
Jul 11 2006 01:27 pm
happiness is not a traveled road...its a destination
Jul 11 2006 12:27 pm
OMG
~mikayla
Jul 10 2006 06:43 pm
Don't hate tha playa
~Jordan